Sunday, December 30, 2012
Finally Blogging
Soooo i'm finally blogging or whatever the hell that means
after years of having my family and friends tell me "you’re so funny you
should start a blog" here I am. If I’m doing it wrong I’m pretty sure you
wonderful people will let me know but here it goes. It’s about to be 2013 and I’m
getting on this health kick that the world seems to be on. I want to try
"juicing" so I go out to target and buy the NutriBullet which was $100 that already had me kind of like umm idk about
this cause $100 sure can buy a massive amount of eyelashes but my mind kicks in
and is like it's for your health you don't want to die at 40 just get the damn
thing and lets go. I go get in line and there was an Asian man who was standing
right in my back pocket and i wanted to bow the fuck out of his ass for standing so close in my mind that was
sign #2 fuck this Nutribullet lets go see what’s popping at the hair
store. My mind kicks back in with the dying at 40 with a head full of loose
wavy Brazilian hair so I stay in line and buy the OVERPRICED blender yea that’s
what I’m going to call it OVERPRICED blender. I do an internet search for juicing recipes
and find one for detox called the mean green…. Just ask me what’s in… go on
ask me…
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7 comments:
Finally..... Why didnt you turn around and smile at that man? He obviously wanted it.
This is for real readers not you
WOW
I just cant what will she think of next lmao
After about a month, you will be getting more than just physical results. You will have more energy and feel even more like crap when you indulge in unhealthy things. I feel that if you give yourself one free day to have a guilt free pig out meal a week, then you can go longer on this diet. I look at it as a reward for eating like a bird all damn week.
After about a month, you will be getting more than just physical results. You will have more energy and feel even more like crap when you indulge in unhealthy things. I feel that if you give yourself one free day to have a guilt free pig out meal a week, then you can go longer on this diet. I look at it as a reward for eating like a bird all damn week.
Thanks for reading Rob I think I'm going to make Sunday my cheat day.
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