1. The guy who
talks to you about his ex-girlfriend
Location: Owns
a house - Car: 2011 Maxima - Sexual Style: Suspect: This guy will want to do
things that only bottom gays would entertain. There's going to be some weird,
fetish anal happening with or without your permission. - Music Influence: Trey
Songz
2. Unsigned
Rapper
Location: Baby
mamas house - Car: whatever she drives. Sexual Style:
Emotional: He will make sex creepy and awkward. He will try out his new lyrics
in the middle of sex. - Music
Influence: Drake
3. Cheap Guy
Location: Rents
with five other men - Car:
2013 Audi – Sexual Style: Lazy: You will be working that
thing like you're part of the tweak team. He will lay there and do nothing. -
Music Influence: Marques Houston
4. The 32 yr
old that still sells weed
Location: Moms
basement - Car: 96
Lexus with rims - Sexual Style: Sahara Loving: This guy is
king dick. He will teach you NOTHING, you will learn NOTHING. The sex will be
wild, fun and over the top. He will leave with nothing but good memories and a
sore box. - Music Influence: Nate Dogg
5. The guy that
texts but can't answer his phone
Location: House
he shares with his wife, kids and dog
- Car: Family SUV - Sexual Style: Passionate: This guy
will want to act out every love scene from Love and Basketball and Tyrese's 12
Signs of the Zodiac video. There will be a lot of touching and mouth kissing -
Music Influence: LSG, all three members
7 comments:
So Dumb.....I cant wit u at times
Wow
Lol this list is on point lol you crazy!!
Hmmm... do virgins qualifunny for this listing? Lmao
Damn autocorrect!!!
They sure do.
I feel like you need to put an asterisk by number 4. Sometimes you need one.
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