Thursday, January 3, 2013

Man Prayer

Sweet baby Jesus, please send me a man who studied humanities at any HBCU and is without Weird family issues. Send me a secure, loving man. One without out cornrows. One who would love the sight of my round fat face. One who doesn't wear skinny jeans. One who knows how to tie his du-rag without leaving marks on his forehead. Thank you

9 comments:

LeVance Gordon said...

First of all there is nothing wrong with skinny jeans, but they can go wrong. I've been ridin' with you for years and you keep shooting me down.

My Smart-Ass Mouth said...

LeVance we both like men. How this gon work. I see us now fighting over a man.

Garvis Venable said...

Lmao. See this why I need to stay out these blogs. Anyway...I'm not sure your man prayer is going to work.

My Smart-Ass Mouth said...

Umm why the fuck not Garvis👂?

LeVance Gordon said...

You're looking at the negative. It could be like date night. At least you know I will never cheat on you with another woman.

My Smart-Ass Mouth said...

Your right you will just cheat on me with man. But date night sounds divine.

LeVance Gordon said...

No where in your prayer do you list being a heterosexual as a prerequisite.

My Smart-Ass Mouth said...

Have a seat.

carey said...

He's right